the story about charles and piipi.

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Charles and Piipi

Once upon a time there was two noisy kids called Charles and Piipi. They were kicked out from their home by their evil "stepmother". Really, she was their real mother, but they didn't know it. But, anyway.... They didn't know what else to do, so they went into the nearby forest.
In the middle of the forest there was a house made of candy.

Charles: Oh dear, what a extraordinary house!
Piipi: It's made of candy for fucks sake!
Charles: Yes, it's quite fascinating actually...

Piipi felt how hungry she was and just like that she kicked in the crunchy door of the house. (crack!) She went into the house and soon you could hear her munch and crunch inside the house.

Charles: Oh My God! Oh dear, biiig trouble..

Even though he was frightened by the thougt of gaining weight, Charles bravely went after his sister. He put up the door and looked chocked at Piipi who had eaten almost all the furniture and was half through the kitchen table.

Piipi: What ?! I barely had any breakfast. Fried porrige wasn't a hit...
Charles: Yeah, but couldn't you have picked anything with less calories? I mean, you really should think about your fat-ass-figure!
Piipi: What do you mean with fat-ass-figure, I'm not big!
Charles: No, you're not big. You're enormous!

While they were arguing about the BIG problems of life, the walls started to shake. They could hear a HUFF-PUFF and suddenly the house collapsed. There stood a Big, Hungry, Blood-Thirsty, Red-Eyed Beast...... Well.. a wolf anyway. Moving on!

Piipi: What the fuck?! What are you doing your.......*censur*......

Slut.

Eller ja, den är ju längre men jag fann inte slutet!